It’s that time again ladies, our favorite holiday of the year. Thought this might come in handy as the family starts scrambling to come up with the perfect gift for you this week. Feel free to print it out and casually leave it lying around. You never know…maybe they will get the hint. 😉
And a special thanks to Mariah Carey for creating the best X-Mas song ever so that I could put a twist on it for Mother’s Day!
All I Want for Mom’s Day…
I don’t want a lot for Mom’s Day…There is just one thing I need…I don’t care about the flowers…picked up at the grocery…I just want to sleep all day…More than I could ever say…Make my day complete…All I want for Mom’s Day is sleep
I don’t want a lot for Mom’s Day…There is just one thing I need…I don’t care about the candy…A massage is what would bring me glee…I don’t need another chocolate…Tempting me to stuff my face…Calories won’t make me happy…A massage will save the day
I just want a little rest…Believe me that I know what’s best…Make my day complete…All I want for Mom’s Day is sleep
Oh, I won’t ask for much this Mom’s Day…A clean house would be so cool…I’m just going to keep on hinting…Not saying this to be cruel…I won’t make a list and leave it…On the counter to be seen…I won’t even raise my voice to…Tell you how it should be cleaned
‘cause I just want it spic ‘n span…All the trash inside the can…What more can I say?…Baby, all I want is cleaning today!
Oh, all the kids are quiet…And dinner’s being made…A big glass of Pinot, coming to my aid…And everyone is happy…Mom got to have her nappy…Family, won’t you bring me the thing I really need?…Won’t you please bring your lovin’ to me?
Oh, I don’t want a lot for Mom’s Day…This is all I’m asking for…I just want a clean house maybe…Just to last for one day more
Oh, I just want this Mom’s Day wish…Please fill my day with a kiss…Make my wish come true…Family, all I want for Mom’s Day is You!